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December 07, 2008

THE PROPHET MOHAMMED? NEVER HAD A DINNER.

Catching up on my Spengler: in this column he links to and analyzes a recent statement by an Islamic scholar who says that the Prophet Mohammed never actually existed, at least not in the way the huge majority of Koranic Islamist believers profess to know him. You know, the guy who can't be made into a cartoon without causing worldwide riots? Yeah, that guy, the true "root cause" of most of the trouble in the world.

This is good news. I always thought that there was no force or logic in the West that could change the fanatic Muslims. The only way to change them was from the inside; for Islam to have its own Reformation. This may be the first sign of that happening.

All the gun-toting Islamic terrorists, from the 9/11 hijackers to the London and Madrid bombers, to the most recent Bombay butchers, have been fed a radical strain of Islam, most notably the Wahhabist form of Islam, spread and funded by Saudi Arabia. This relatively recent but thoroughly fundamentalist sect of the Sunni Muslim denomination is a principal source of modern-day militant Arabic Islamic madness, making it simply the latest craze in an ideology that has in one form or another cursed our planet since the rise of Mohammed in the 8th century AD.

That's right - more than 700 years AFTER Jesus held his little fish fry, and something like 1100 years after Buddha put his dot on, and at least 2,500 years after Abraham told the first Jewish joke and the Chinese dynasties started carving jade into naked ladies. Not to mention the even more ancient Egyptians, Celts, Greeks and Persians. He's a deity come lately, and he's way more trouble than he's worth.

The other major sect, Shia, is mostly non-Arabic, and is centered around the mad mullahs in Iran and Pakistan, who are no slouches in the terrorism game themselves. When it comes to violent terrorism, though, the normally rival Sunni and Shia are happy to work together against the infidels. That means, literally, those who don't believe exactly the same things that they do. That's you and me, my friends. We must submit, or we must die. Nice simple marketing plan, eh?

We need to add fuel to this internal dissent, so we should bring up this "no such guy as Mohammed" charge at every opportunity, calling into question their "motivations", de-legitimizing the religious and cultural underpinnings of their justifications, and holding them personally AND collectively accountable for their Medieval behavior - no more of this "it's God's will" crap.  Hey, dude, your god didn't exist, and he's not God in the first place, and you can no longer get away with using him or Allah as a justification for barbarism.

Not to say they can't believe whatever voodoo babble they want to. But they need to learn that they can be as religious as they want as long as they aren't infringing on anyone else's basic human rights. This goes double for the mosque monkeys who are great at inciting terrorism and calling for suicide attacks, but who never seem to get out there and actually, you know, fight.  I'm looking at YOU, Mookie.

Like the guy driving the getaway car, you're just as guilty as the gunmen inside the bank. Next time you open your mouth and call for the death of infidels, we will take you at your word, and conduct a trial by Predator drone. And it that court, my smelly brother, you're ALWAYS guilty.

We can also fight back by simply withholding all foreign aid to countries who embrace these beliefs as their principal forms of government, known as Sharia laws. Hey, if that's what you believe, then believe it on your own nickel, Mohammed. Hope you can feed all those starving millions on 5 prayers a day. Maybe you need to stop building vanity skyscrapers and start learning how to farm. You know, like the Israelis?

Case in point - I saw a news report last week where Western warships were escorting merchant vessels to prevent hijacking by Islamic Somali pirates. Know what the ships were carrying? Food for Somalia donated by the West. Why in the hell are we feeding them? So that they can attack us? They have no problem getting all the khat they need to keep them wired for high-seas mayhem. Let's see them use all that impressive piratey sophistication to grow some corn or potatoes of their own, I say.

We then need to do whatever it takes to rapidly supplant or replace all the oil we use in the West that comes from the Middle East, then blockade those sources so they can't sell to anybody else, until they knuckle under to our standards of human rights.

Brutal? Yeah, sure. You'd rather we send in our commandos to shoot up their hotels and churches in retaliation? Or do we wait for another December 7th or 9/11 before we decide to exterminate this plague on the world?

This world-wide scourge will not end until we stop giving them the means to fight us, and we start holding them collectively accountable for the words and deeds of their radicals. You want to sell oil and live the high life, Saudi boy? Then you either defund and close the radical mosques, or you force them to preach love and peace. Otherwise, we stop defending the Strait of Hormuz, and start blockading it.

Your choice.

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