JBD

Are you all enjoying the endless tantrums by radical gay advocates over the passage of proposition 8? The threats and protests outside Mormon churches? The mau-mauing of Prop 8 contributors? The violations of civil rights in the name of special privileges?

What did you expect? Radicals are self-defined by their naughty public actions. They must act up and act out, smothering their insecurities in rage against their imaginary oppressors. They are not happy with their lives, and the only thing that makes them happy is expressing their misery as street theater.

Relax, gay people. Time is on your side. 4 or 8 years from now, the overwhelmingly pro-gay cohort of young voters will grow in size & influence, and the unprecedented high turnout for Obama by anti-gay blacks will not recur. The relentless bastardization of our language and culture will continue, and you will finally enjoy the legal designation of being "married" to your Other. So get started now on figuring out whatever else it is that is victimizing you so that you will have something new to protest against in the future.

In the mean time, watch in horror as a minuscule vocal sub-minority of your tiny nebulous self-declared minority will cement in the minds of everyone the stereotype of the insecure and mincing fop homosexual, screaming in frustration at his shih tzu and weeping uncontrollably when his favorite model loses on Project Runway.

Good marketing, guys. I recommend that you stick to interior design.

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