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March 03, 2009

JOHN GALT GRABS HIS HAT AND COAT AND SAYS GOODBYE

He heads into the elevator.

Then out of the lobby to the parking lot.

Gets in his car and drives home.

Gets his mail out of the mailbox and throws all his bills directly into the trash (purposely avoiding the recycle bin)

He changes into his Hawaiian shirt, shorts and sandals, pops a beer, and sits down at his PC to cancel all his automatic payments and withdrawals.

The he buys that new easy chair and big-screen plasma TV he's been putting off, and charges it to a credit card he will never pay.

Then he takes the phone off the hook, locks the front door, and watches cable TV pirated from his next door neighbor.

When the Feds come looking for him, he'll say his name is Otis Campbell, and will quietly go off to his state-provided bed, food and entertainment.

OK, so if John Galt turns into Otis Campbell, who's Barney Fyfe? Why, B. Hussein Obama, of course. Bitching at Galt for getting him kicked out of the White House because Galt didn't produce the tax revenue Obama promised.

So Obama will be right there in the poor house with the rest of us while Sheriff Jindal gets things put back right.

And as soon as he does, John Galt will sober up and get back to work.

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