February 28, 2009
HOW A 6-YEAR-OLD GETS MUGGED BY REALITY AND JOINS THE G.O.P.
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I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her.
"You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, rake my yard, and I'll pay you $25.00. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store, where a homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $25.00 to use toward food or a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds because she's only 6, and while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $25.00?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her folks still aren't speaking to me.
Please tip your waitress, try the veal, she's here all week.She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her.
"You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, rake my yard, and I'll pay you $25.00. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store, where a homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $25.00 to use toward food or a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds because she's only 6, and while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $25.00?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her folks still aren't speaking to me.
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A noted difference between Republicans and Democrats.
Democrats will bitch and moan about inequality, hide behind the first amendment and drive around in the Prius' with their Co-exist stickers, but the second you side against them, they hate you and nothing you say or do will change that opinion.
Republicans however keep their mouths shut, for the most part, about their beliefs and politics. But if you do disagree, they simply shrug their shoulders and say "that's your opinion." And then buy you a beer for exercising your right to having an opinion.
guh.
Posted by: Beth McMahon at Tuesday, March 03 2009 09:37 PM (o1Xqs)
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